AOC celebrates impeachment results: ‘Trump quitted!’
Minutes after US senators voted to acquit President Trump of the charges brought against him last year, many prominent Democrats...
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Iowan Dems scramble to find a candidate who doesn’t actually suck
For over a year, Iowans have hosted campaign stops by over three thousand Democratic presidential hopefuls in effort to prove...
Dems shocked to find their lives still suck after Trump impeachment
Many Democrats are flying high today after the culmination of more than three years’ of partisan work and straw-grasping ended...
Biden hires Jar Jar Binks as new speech writer
In an effort to stay relevant with the people he hopes to command as president, Democratic front runner Joe Biden...
Grown-ass Antifa member forced to return to little kids table for Thanksgiving
A local grown-ass Antifa member was forced to return to the 'little kid table' for Thanksgiving this year due to...
STUDY: Leftists complaining about Amazon fires account for more C02 than the actual fires
According to a study conducted by the International Climate Literal Science Expert Group there has been a sharp increase in...
Texas Rep Joaquin Castro denies relation to dictator Fidel Castro after using all his tactics
SAN ANTONIO, TX—In a statement Thursday, Texas Rep. Joaquin Castro said that he definitely wasn't Fidel Castro's nephew even though...
POLL: Big winner of latest Democratic debate is Donald Trump
The 2020 election cycle continued this week as the 4 million Democratic candidates converged for a series of debates as...
Nike to make only satin jerseys because cotton reminds Kaepernick of slavery
BEAVERTON, OR—Nike is making waves once again this month in effort to appease their sponsored celebrity/unemployed backup quarterback, Colin Kaepernick....
Following successful Pride Month, lazy Americans name July Sloth Month
After what some commentators are calling “the gayest month ever”, advocates around the country are hoping to promote their own...
