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Local woman continues family tradition of hyphenated name to smash the patriarchy

Puppet News Network May 8, 2023

Janice Smith-Wilson-Johannes-Rodriguez, a child of progressive parents and grandparents was born to Jimbo Johannes-Rodriguez and Sha'nay Smith-Wilson. She always knew...

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Breaking WELY News Update

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The US government is collapsing and we’re pretending it’s not! All in the latest news update! Stay current on the...

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BREAKING: We must force-dorf the undorfed to dorf the dorfed with the dorf that didn’t dorf the dorfed

Puppet News Network September 21, 2021

US—A new study was just released showing that we must force-dorf the undorfed in order to dorf the dorfed with...

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UPDATE: Taliban conducting mostly peaceful beheadings and other news

Puppet News Network September 1, 2021

Welcome to PNN news, the Puppet News Network.  This is your up to the minute update. Taliban forces continue to...

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