Exavier Saskagoochie

Exavier is an excellent writer—tremendous. He's really very, very talented. And his hair is really great too. He should have a couple Pulitzers under his belt by now if there was any justice. If he brightened your day at all please consider tipping a coffee or a leg of mutton through this link!

Biden finally finishes reading governing instruction manual 1984

Exavier Saskagoochie May 22, 2021

WASHINGTON, DC—President-elect Joe Biden has finally finished reading the bestselling governing how-to manual "Nineteen Eighty-Four" and has already started implementing...

Lego announces that all their minifigures have had sex change operations

Exavier Saskagoochie May 20, 2021

BILLUND, DENMARK—The children's toy company Lego announced today that all the minifigures (the small Lego figurines) that you've been playing...

VIDEO: Fauci recommends wearing masks in the shower

Exavier Saskagoochie May 18, 2021

WASHINGTON, DC—In a new video, a newly bearded Dr. Anthony Fauci warns of a new threat of spreading COVID while...

CDC: ‘You must trust the science that will be completely different 2 weeks from now’

Exavier Saskagoochie May 17, 2021

ATLANTA—The nation's top health expert, CDC Director Rochelle Walensky said on Genesius Times's "This Week's BS," that Americans must "trust...

Biden/Harris release new campaign logo

Exavier Saskagoochie May 14, 2021

WASHINGTON, DC—There's no rest for the weary. Joe Biden and Kamala Harris are just a couple months into their first...

Biden finally gets a large crowd at Carolina car rally

Exavier Saskagoochie May 12, 2021

(CNN) President Joe Biden's popularity is soaring as his latest car rally in Charlotte, North Carolina proves. Hundreds of people...

AOC applauds Biden’s gas lines; demands breadlines too

Exavier Saskagoochie May 12, 2021

WASHINGTON, DC—Democratic socialist Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) applauded President* Biden on his dramatic push toward a total socialist state like...