Exavier Saskagoochie

Exavier is an excellent writer—tremendous. He's really very, very talented. And his hair is really great too. He should have a couple Pulitzers under his belt by now if there was any justice. If he brightened your day at all please consider tipping a coffee or a leg of mutton through this link!

Shocking poll: 1% believe the crazy conspiracy theory that Biden got 81 million votes

Exavier Saskagoochie July 19, 2021

US—A surprisingly high 1% of the US population believe the wild conspiracy theory that Joe Biden got 81 million votes...

Facebook officially changes its name to Fascebook

Exavier Saskagoochie July 18, 2021

MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA—To better align with its core principles, social media giant Facebook is changing its name to Fascebook. Users...

Advice to Biden’s door-to-door Branch Covidian volunteers

Exavier Saskagoochie July 17, 2021

John Crist offers some sage advice to those Biden door-to-door Branch Covidian vax volunteers. Good luck! https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=1285254628556237

CNN replaces all anchors with Baghdad Bob

Exavier Saskagoochie July 16, 2021

ATLANTA—Legacy media titan CNN has hired austere press relations master Baghdad Bob to replace all anchors including Erin Burnett, Chris Cuomo, and...

Maricopa County admits they used Common Core math to tally fraudulent election

Exavier Saskagoochie July 15, 2021

PHOENIX, AZ—Election officials in Maricopa County have explained why the audit of the 2020 presidential election there may have come...

Democrats launch investigation into why so many people want free and fair elections

Exavier Saskagoochie July 15, 2021

WASHINGTON, DC—Congressional Democrats in House Oversight Committee have launched an investigation into why there's so much interest from American voters...