Exavier Saskagoochie

Exavier is an excellent writer—tremendous. He's really very, very talented. And his hair is really great too. He should have a couple Pulitzers under his belt by now if there was any justice. If he brightened your day at all please consider tipping a coffee or a leg of mutton through this link!

Biden promises to briefly release citizens from lockdown on 4th of July for good behavior

Exavier Saskagoochie March 12, 2021

WASHINGTON, DC—For the one-year anniversary of "15 Days to Flatten the Curve", President Biden promises to release the citizens of...

BREAKING: White House schedules Biden’s first State of the Union speech for shortly after he dies

Exavier Saskagoochie March 11, 2021

WASHINGTON, DC—The White House has scheduled President Biden's first State of the Union speech to be delivered to a joint...

Moms relieved Pepé Le Pew is canceled so their kids can get back to watching ‘Wet Ass Pussy’ in peace

Exavier Saskagoochie March 10, 2021

US—Moms around the country are relieved that the Loony Toons character Pepé Le Pew has been cancelled so their kids...

Call for recently laid off HuffPo writers

Exavier Saskagoochie March 10, 2021

Dear laid off Huffington Post writers, we know you're hurt and struggling in this time of flux, but there are...

Biden approval rating surges after he’s replaced with a cardboard cutout of himself

Exavier Saskagoochie March 10, 2021

US—President Biden's approval rating has surged after he was replaced with a cardboard cutout of himself yesterday. The move came...

Disney releases first oppressed princess Meghan doll

Exavier Saskagoochie March 9, 2021

VISTA DEL MAL, CA—Disney has released the first oppressed princess Meghan doll—a new line of toys marketed to young girls....

Dems celebrate ‘Make Women History’ Month through sex-selective abortion rights

Exavier Saskagoochie March 9, 2021

WASHINGTON, DC—Democrats celebrated "Make Women History" Month by promoting the elimination of all women through sex-selective abortion and other progressive...