Exavier Saskagoochie

Exavier is an excellent writer—tremendous. He's really very, very talented. And his hair is really great too. He should have a couple Pulitzers under his belt by now if there was any justice. If he brightened your day at all please consider tipping a coffee or a leg of mutton through this link!

Biden deploys 2 AT-ATs to defend White House against ‘rebel scum’

Exavier Saskagoochie January 14, 2022 0

WASHINGTON, DC—President* Biden has deployed two All Terrain Armored Transport (AT-AT) vehicles to the White House to defend against "rebel...

BREAKING: Supreme Court rules the Constitution doesn’t apply to nurses

Exavier Saskagoochie January 13, 2022 0

US—The US Supreme Court had ruled that the Constitution doesn't apply to healthcare workers and that nurses and physicians can...

BREAKING: Omicron surpasses Alec Baldwin in leading causes of death in US

Exavier Saskagoochie January 13, 2022 0

US—The Center for Disease Control and Promotion (CDC) reported today that the COVID Omicron variant has surpassed Alec Baldwin in...

Fauci now recommends face masks over your eyes so you can’t read his leaked emails

Exavier Saskagoochie January 12, 2022 0

WASHINGTON, DC—A treasure trove of emails from National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases (NIAID) Director Dr. Anthony Fauci’s were...

Fauci releases new book: ‘Everything I Don’t Like is Medical Misinformation’

Exavier Saskagoochie January 11, 2022 0

WASHINGTON, DC—It seemed that Dr. Anthony Fauci was on the ropes in the latest exchange between Dr. Rand Paul and...

French PM Macron face masks can stop guillotines

Exavier Saskagoochie January 11, 2022 0

PARIS—Anti-tyranny protesters rallied in cities across France on Saturday, denouncing President Emmanuel Macron and threatening to "get Enlightenmented on his...

Pfizer CEO says Omicron vaccine will be ready just in time for it to be completely useless

Exavier Saskagoochie January 10, 2022 0

US—Pfizer CEO Albert Bourla on Monday said a vaccine that targets the Omicron variant of COVID will be ready in March, just in...

Penn’s trans swimmer complains of ball-crushing swimsuit in loss to Yale’s trans swimmer

Exavier Saskagoochie January 9, 2022 0

NEW HAVEN, CT—The University of Pennsylvania transwoman swimmer Lia Thomas complained of her swimsuit crushing her lady balls in her...

‘There is no mass formation psychosis’ says the people perpetrating mass formation psychosis

Exavier Saskagoochie January 9, 2022 0

US—There is no evidence of mass formation psychosis according to the people perpetrating mass formation psychosis. Mass formation psychosis, according...