Exavier Saskagoochie

Exavier is an excellent writer—tremendous. He's really very, very talented. And his hair is really great too. He should have a couple Pulitzers under his belt by now if there was any justice. If he brightened your day at all please consider tipping a coffee or a leg of mutton through this link!

POLL: What color should Anthony Fauci’s prison jumpsuit be?

Exavier Saskagoochie January 24, 2022 1

We at Genesius Times want to make sure Dr. Fauci looks great while he's in jail for mass murder, so...

Truckers identify as illegal immigrants to sidestep Biden vaccine mandate

Exavier Saskagoochie January 22, 2022 1

BALLSCOLD, MN—Canadian and Mexican truckers entering the US through their respective borders are now identifying as illegal immigrants to sidestep...

M&M’s releases new woke M&LGBTQIAM’s

Exavier Saskagoochie January 22, 2022 0

HACKETSTOWN, NJ—M&M's chocolate candy is going woke with new, inclusive M&LGBTQIAM's with a unique filling: actual sh*t. Mars Wrigley Group,...

Biden taps Chelsea Clinton in top admin role

Exavier Saskagoochie January 21, 2022 0

WASHINGTON, DC—Chelsea Clinton is moving up in the world. Not only is she the first openly trans daughter of a...

Newsom tackles LA train looting crisis by making cute little BLM sculpture from leftover trash

Exavier Saskagoochie January 20, 2022 0

LOS ANGELES—California Governor Gavin Newsom turned lemons into lemonade today by creating a fun little "Black Lives Matter" sculpture out...

Democrats to use filibuster to keep Republicans from blocking Democrats from killing the filibuster

Exavier Saskagoochie January 19, 2022 0

WASHINGTON, DC—In a clever move, Senate Democrats are planning to use the filibuster to keep Republicans from blocking the Democrats...

BREAKING: Virginia’s new governor supports full facial nudity at schools

Exavier Saskagoochie January 18, 2022 0

RICHMOND, VA—Virginia's new Republican governor, Glenn Youngkin, supports full facial nudity at schools from Kindergarten up to high school, according...