Kamala sneaks a ‘Do Not Resuscitate’ order in Biden’s stack of executive orders
WASHINGTON, DC—At one point during the flurry of executive orders signed by President Joe Biden, he said, "I don't know...
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Hillary demands to know why no one ever charged her with ‘inciting an erection’ at the Capitol
WASHINGTON, DC—After Chuck Schumer charged Donald Trump with inciting an erection at the US Capitol, Hillary Clinton has demanded to...
BREAKING: Vatican declares Biden a saint after he miraculously ends COVID one day in White House
VATICAN—Pope Francis has confirmed that the first beatification of a living person: US President Joe Biden after he has ended...
BREAKING: CIA begins funneling weapons to libertarians after Biden labels them terrorists
PENTAGON—The Central Intelligence Agency has immediately started funneling money and weapons to various libertarian groups throughout the US after President...
BREAKING: President Biden was tragically killed in a car accident tomorrow
WASHINGTON, DC—In a shocking turn of events, newly sworn-in President Joe Biden has tragically died in a car accident tomorrow....
BREAKING: Violent insurgency continues in DC during Biden inauguration
WASHINGTON, DC—Despite the 25,000 armed National Guardsmen around the US capital, the violent insurgency by Trump supporters unable to accept...
BREAKING: JFK Jr. ALIVE; will make surprise appearance just before inauguration
WASHINGTON, DC—Long thought dead from an airplane crash in 1999, John Fitzgerald Kennedy, Jr. is alive and has requested to...
Biden team installs big screens in cemeteries across US so his voters can watch inauguration
US—The Biden team has been busy installing inflatable big screens in cemeteries across the United States so his voters can...
25k National Guard troops for inauguration will be Joe Biden’s largest crowd ever
WASHINGTON, DC—As many as 25,000 National Guard personnel are pouring into Washington, DC to enhance security for Wednesday's presidential inauguration,...
In genius move, Trump puts all of Congress in maximum security federal prison for last act as president
WASHINGTON, DC—In a move that some are calling the most ingenious political maneuvers of all time, President Donald Trump has...
