Democrats endure 4th circle of Hell as Trump spouts basic, undeniable truths in SOTU
For hours, congressional Democrats wore frowny faces and tortured scowls as they listened to President Donald Trump promote horrific things...
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BREAKING: Disney leaks new Star Wars title: ‘Episode IX: The Search for More Money’
After a monumental flop in Star Wars franchise history for the eighth installment, Disney has leaked the new Star Wars...
Pro-choice Democrats celebrate forebear Margaret Sanger in ‘white-supremacy white’
Democratic women House members — from Speaker Nancy Pelosi down to freshman Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez — showed up to Trump’s...
BREAKING: King James Version Bible from 33 AD unearthed in Jerusalem, proving it is the only true Bible
Many Christians assert that the King James Version (KJV) of the Holy Bible is the only true Bible and claim...
Fetuses identifying as undocumented immigrants to claim right to life from Democrats
As many Democratic dominated state legislatures across the country push for extreme abortion deregulation including bills that would allow for...
Wealthy legislator proposes 100% tax on everyone who is richer than he is
The first-ever living turd elected to Congress, Chet, has proposed a new tax on the highest income earners. According to...
Washington declares state of emergency for disease that was commonplace 40 years ago
Health officials in Washington have declared a state of emergency and are urging immunization as they frantically scramble to contain...
Al Gore: ‘Everything you hate is caused by climate change’
Al Gore, former Vice President of the United States and a celebrity in global climate activism addressed the latest cold...
CBS to air beloved film ‘Heidi’ instead of ‘toxic masculine’ Super Bowl
In a nod to feminist movements across the world including the popular "#metoo" campaign, CBS has decided that it won't...
Pope Francis slams pro-abortion Catholics for ‘lack of compassion,…cruelty, exaggerated self-praise’
Just kidding. He was talking about Catholic media who criticize pro-abortion Catholics: The outcome of our pastoral work, evangelization and...
