Communist tweets “Death to Capitalism” on iPhone while slamming down Big Mac
An ardent socialist and vocal proponent of "full communism" has recently tweeted, "Death to CAPITALISM!!!" Stephen Loseritz, 7th year gender...
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Black man sued for not baking KKK cake
A black man, Reginald Smith of Lake, Colorado is being sued for not providing a cake for a KKK rally...
De Blasio signs bill allowing “sparkly unicorn gender” on birth certificates
New York Mayor Bill de Blasio signed a bill into law Tuesday allowing New York City residents to select a...
Ancestry DNA test shows that everyone is Native American
In an effort to prove that he feels the pain of his marginalized brothers and sisters, Clay Egbertson of Encino,...
Local man unsure if going further into national debt to kill babies is a good idea
A local man remained unsure about the United States federal government policy of going further into debt in order to...
Several American cities flooded by liberal tears
Governors of several American states have declared a state of emergency after flash floods of liberal tears have inundated their...
Social bathroom tweeter now concerned about privacy after receiving presidential alert
A Wisconsin man, known to friends and neighbors as the "bathroom tweeter" and who has posted detailed accounts of every...
Kavanaugh yearbook contains codewords revealing he is actually Jack the Ripper
Despite the defense by Republican agents, several Internet experts have discovered the true identity of Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh:...
New Vaccine Safe Despite Killing 25%
In a stunning defense of the scientific method and modern medical establishment, Brian Wix, spokesman for the new victus mortuus...
Kavanaugh Accused of WWII War Crimes Committed Before He Was Born
In a shocking twist of events, Senate Judiciary Committee Member Diane Feinstein has brought to light accusations that SCOTUS nominee...
