Exavier Saskagoochie

Exavier is an excellent writer—tremendous. He's really very, very talented. And his hair is really great too. He should have a couple Pulitzers under his belt by now if there was any justice. If he brightened your day at all please consider tipping a coffee or a leg of mutton through this link!

Baltimore sends 15 murdered youths to the border so that Democrats will notice them

Exavier Saskagoochie July 29, 2019 0

Baltimore residents sent 15 youths murdered there the past week to the border so that their Democratic city council and...

BREAKING: Russia to deploy hypersonic nuclear memes in 2020 presidential election

Exavier Saskagoochie July 28, 2019 0

MOSCOW — Given the efficacy of Russian troll farms in the complete demoralization of the United States of America, Russia...

Trump installs cousin Johnson as Prime Minister in hostile takeover of UK

Exavier Saskagoochie July 27, 2019 0

In a bold move of international intrigue, US President Donald Trump has installed his cousin, Boris Johnson as Prime Minister...

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BREAKING: Rep. Omar and husband to divorce, agree to see other siblings

Exavier Saskagoochie July 27, 2019 0

Leftist congresswoman Ilhan Omar and her husband – the father of her three children – have split and are heading...

London begins butter knife confiscation in zero-tolerance policy

Exavier Saskagoochie July 26, 2019 0

The ordinary citizen, and even most police officers, in the U.K. cannot legally own a gun. As a result, gun...

Democrats sue Iran over right to use ‘Death to America’ as 2020 campaign slogan

Exavier Saskagoochie July 25, 2019 0

The Democratic National Committee has sued the sovereign country of Iran over the right to use "Death to America" as...

When asked to state his name, Mueller replied, ‘What page is that on?’

Exavier Saskagoochie July 25, 2019 0

In a dramatic exchange during the testimony of Special Counsel Robert Mueller into the obstruction of justice charges of President...

Hillary Clinton devastated after hearing of Jeffrey Epstein’s failed suicide attempt

Exavier Saskagoochie July 25, 2019 0

Convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein was found in his cell on Tuesday nearly unconscious with injuries to his neck after a possible...

Mueller indicts himself for obstruction in obstruction hearing

Exavier Saskagoochie July 24, 2019 0

Special Counsel Robert Mueller "testified" today at the House Judiciary Committee hearing, incriminating himself as a complete bumbling partisan hack....