Taylor Swift is growing out her mustache and armpit hair until Trump is taken off the 2024 ballot
NEW YORK—In a bold move, pop sensation Taylor Swift has announced that she will not shave her mustache or armpit...
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AOC hosts ‘Cooking with Communism’, shows you how to cook your pets
The new smash hit social video show "Cooking with Communism" stars democratic socialist Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, who takes questions while...
Kamala Harris orders Secret Service to use only NERF guns from now on
WASHINGTON, DC—Call her a power-hungry prostitute or a tyrannical communist, but you cannot call President Vice-President Kamala Harris a hypocrite...
BREAKING: DOJ warns Russia ‘do not interfere with our interference of our elections’
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a rare moment of transparency, Attorney General Merrick Garland issued a stern warning to Russia to...
BREAKING: Armed Venezuelan gangs set up Harris-Walz campaign office in Denver apartment complex
DENVER, CO – In a surprising twist on grassroots campaigning, armed Venezuelan gangs have taken the initiative to open a...
AOC says we must make Labor Day a year-round paid holiday
US--Millions across the country are honoring the vital importance of labor by not laboring today, but many in government and...
Kamala says the country is ready to ‘turn the page’ in the book entitled ‘Everything is Trump’s Fault’
WASHINGTON, D.C. – In her first-ever interview since being selected as the Democratic presidential nominee for the 2024 election, Kamala...
BREAKING: Kamala Harris denies dangerous ‘disinformation’ that she is Joe Biden’s Vice President
WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a stunning press conference today, Kamala Harris took to the White House podium and categorically denied...
BREAKING: Kamala Harris promises to do ‘everything Trump would do’ as president but with ‘more cackling’
Washington, D.C. – Vice President Kamala Harris has been accused of outright lifting former President Donald Trump’s policy ideas—from the...
Democrats disappointed to discover they can’t fill up their grocery carts or gas tanks with ‘joy’
Washington, D.C. – Millions of Democrats across the nation have been left disappointed and, in some cases, outright bewildered, upon...
