BREAKING: France surrenders immediately following Biden’s bombing of Iraq and Syria
In a dazzling display of diplomatic gymnastics, France has once again taken the lead in the Surrender Olympics, this time...
In a dazzling display of diplomatic gymnastics, France has once again taken the lead in the Surrender Olympics, this time...
WASHINGTON, DC—The pilot of the drone that accidentally killed three American service men in Jordan has been identified as President*...
CNM News is reporting that former National Security Advisor to President Trump and lifetime hawk has been hospitalized with an...
President* Joe Biden has reportedly decided to make history by simultaneously kickstarting both World War III and a Civil War,...
KANSAS CITY—Taylor swift is going to the Super Bowl in her first year after being drafted by the Kansas City...
NEW YORK CITY—In a bold move toward modernizing public spaces, New York City has announced plans to replace the statue...
WASHINGTON, DC—In an unexpected twist that could rival the most intricate spy novel, President Joe Biden has taken a decisive...
EL PASO—President* Joe Biden walked a muddy stretch of the U.S.-Mexico border and inspected a busy port of entry Sunday on his...
WASHINGTON, DC—In a groundbreaking decision that left border security advocates scratching their heads and politicians breathing sighs of relief, the...
In a stunning twist that has left the media industry scratching its collective head, Sports Illustrated has chosen to revolutionize...