Biden assures voters, ‘It’s not sexual assault, it’s democratic sexual assault’
Presidential front runner Joe Biden has finally answered critics regarding the alleged sexual assault he
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Alyssa Milano says victims should feel ‘privileged’ to be sexually assaulted by Joe Biden
Several brave women’s rights activists such as Alyssa Milano have come out in support of
POLL: How worried are you about coronavirus now?
With the ever-changing landscape of COVID-19, we at Genesius Times would like to keep our
Kim Jong Un’s surgeons regret to inform the world that they failed to keep Dear Leader alive
As rumors continue to swirl about the health of North Korean leader Kim Jong Un,
Thousands of brave progressives drink bleach in order to prove Trump wrong on something he didn’t say
Thousands of brave progressives across the country have been hospitalized after drinking bleach to prove
BREAKING: COVID-19 is CIA plot to inject Tom Hanks’s blood into every American through vaccine
Genesius Times investigative reporters have discovered the truth about the coronavirus pandemic. The entire crisis
CDC: ‘Coronavirus won’t last much longer because it was made in China’
An new report by the CDC promises that the novel coronavirus/COVID-19 won’t last much longer,
Gov Whitmer changes name to ‘Karen’, wants to speak to the manager of coronavirus about rude protesters
It’s getting real in Michigan. In a bold move to counter lockdown protests, Governor Gretchen
CDC: Americans should prepare for a second wave of inflated COVID death statistics
Even before the first phase of scary sensationalism about the COVID-19 pandemic has run its
Experts ‘pretty sure’ they got it right this time
Coronavirus Task Force experts Dr. Tony Fauci and Dr. Deborah Birx in conjunctions with The