Mayor Mamdani to Host Inaugural Dueling Jenga Competition at 9/11 Memorial
NEW YORK — Mayor Zohran Mamdani announced Wednesday that the city will host its first official “Dueling Jenga Invitational” at...
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Travis Kelce first NFL player to miss opener because he’s pregnant
KANSAS CITY, Mo. — Travis Kelce will miss the Chiefs’ season opener after team physicians confirmed he is pregnant, making...
Men Can Totally Get Pregnant, but They Can’t Have an Opinion About Postpartum Depression Because They Can’t Get Pregnant
I need everyone to sit down, drink some water, and stop treating other people’s uteruses like a group chat they...
Local dad proud of the beautiful grass he grew out of a crack in the driveway
US—A local father announced Monday that he has finally successfully grown “really nice grass,” pointing to a three-inch clump of...
Woke Nike Execs Hold Screaming Session to Determine Why Their Stock is Plummeting
BEAVERTON, Ore. — A group of Nike executives left campus Monday for a wooded offsite, wearing coordinated yoga pants, to...
Trump Renames Labor Day ‘Capital Day,’ Says Without Capital, Labor is Just Slavery
WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump announced early Monday that Labor Day would henceforth be known as Capital Day, a change...
Trump Says Reports of New Hairdo Are a Hoax
WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. — President Donald Trump said Sunday that Americans who believe he has changed his hair —...
AOC Picks Lindsay Clancy as 2028 Presidential Running Mate
QUEENS — Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez named Lindsay Clancy her 2028 running mate on Saturday and unveiled a slogan aides said...
Lone Lindsay Clancy Jury Holdout Seen Leaving Courthouse After Trial
PLYMOUTH, Mass. — The Lindsay Clancy murder trial ended Friday in a mistrial after one juror declined to join the...
Harvey Weinstein Released After Changing Plea to Guilty by Reason of Hormones
NEW YORK — Sexual Assault convict Harvey Weinstein was released from custody Thursday after a court accepted a revised plea...
