Biden only needed 3 shots of adrenochrome to stay up this late
WASHINGTON, DC--America can rest easy. We are in good hands. If you were worried about the mental and physical health...
Exavier Saskagoochie
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Satan distances himself from Pfizer after Grammys sponsorship
HOLLYWOOD—The Prince of Darkness has denounced his Grammys ritual being sponsored by Pfizer, claiming the company "is pure evil." "I...
BREAKING: McCarthy replenishes US Strategic Salt Reserves from Rep Tlaib’s tears after Omar’s committee ouster
WASHINGTON, DC—The new Congress is already seeing returns from its Republican majority. Speaker of the House Kevin McCarthy was able...
BREAKING: Chinese spy balloon spotted flying over North America
The Pentagon is tracking a suspected Chinese spy balloon that is making its way over the northern US, a further strain on...
Pink threatens to make pro-lifers listen to her music if they don’t start supporting abortion
Pink has taken to Twitter to send out a strong message to pro-life fans who support the recent overturning of...
BREAKING: CNN releases pics of police officers charged with Tyre Nichols beating
(CNN) The pictures of the five police officers charged with beating Memphis resident Tyre Nichols—an unarmed black man—have been released....
BREAKING: Unvaxxed, unhealthy, sick, guy with bad character wins Australian Open
An unhealthy, unvaxxed, sick, risk to society somehow won one of the most grueling sporting events in the world: the...
BREAKING: Body cam footage of Paul Pelosi assault released
And it's shocking. Viewer discretion is advised. See the video below. The man with the hammer is David DePape and...
BREAKING: Biden sends 31 Abrams tanks to Ukraine
WASHINGTON, DC—In a major increase of U.S. support to Ukraine, President* Joe Biden has signed off on sending 31 Stacey Abrams...
BREAKING: Damar Hamlin spotted on the front lines in Ukraine
What an amazing comeback. Damar Hamlin suffered a mysterious cardiac arrest on Monday Night Football two weeks ago and NFL...
