Breaking: McDonald’s throws hat into ‘chicken wars’

Some are inclined to say Chick-Fil-A, while others bear the brand of Popeye’s. I say what is the purpose of a chicken sandwich in the first place? Maybe it’s to cast allegiance, a little taste of tribalism on your way to shout down the eco-fascists of the far-right, or to clock the skulls of those little antifa-muffins. In either case, McDonald’s has boldly jumped into the ‘chicken wars.’

Ronald McDonald, packing heat and extra pounds, is known in the fast food community not to f*** around. And f*** around he has not. Armed with a scary gun that Democrats insist they will take away, Ronald is firing warning shots across the bow in the direction of Popeye’s and Chick-Fil-A.

Whatever your opinion of a chicken sandwich, now that McDonald’s has entered the scrum sh** just got real. And, a faithful lil mac from way back, I have tossed on my street red’s and yellows throwing up the Mickie D’s ’til I die!