US—The federal government have instructed millions of women across the country to report for “handmaid duty” following Donald Trump’s stunning victory in the 2024 election. The announcement has sent shockwaves through the nation, with many questioning the rationale behind the decision and its implications for women’s rights. 

According to a press release from the Department of Homeland Security, all able-bodied women between the ages of 18 and 50 are required to report for handmaid duty within the next 72 hours. The government has stated that this measure is necessary to ensure the continued survival and well-being of the nation in light of Trump’s win. 

“We told you this would happen if Trump won and now we’re doing it,” said Alejandro Mayorkas. “Since we’re not going to have millions of immigrants making American babies anymore, we must ensure that the nation will have a steady supply of child-bearing individuals to maintain our population growth and secure our position in the world.” 

The announcement has sparked outrage among women’s rights activists and organizations, who have questioned the government’s authority to mandate such a measure. Some have even gone as far as to call the decision a form of “state-mandated pregnancy” and a violation of women’s reproductive rights. 

“I am absolutely appalled by this decision,” said Sandra Choux, PhD., a leading expert on gender issues and author of numerous books on women’s rights. “The government has no right to dictate whether or not women should bear children. This is a blatant attack on women’s autonomy and reproductive freedom.” 

In response to the backlash, the Department of Homeland Security has maintained that the handmaid duty mandate is necessary for the “safety and stability” of the nation. “We understand that this is a difficult time for many women, but we believe that this measure is in the best interest of our country,” said the spokesperson. “We urge all women to comply with the mandate and report for duty as soon as possible.” 

As the controversy continues to swirl, many Americans are left wondering how such a decision could have been made and what its long-term consequences will be for women’s rights and gender equality in the United States. Only time will tell if this unprecedented move will be a turning point in the struggle for women’s autonomy and reproductive freedom.

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