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Smartphone user thrilled by mobile site’s thirty-seven pop-ups

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A Sarasota, NY man, Perry Pouche, who recently upgraded to the latest smartphone technology, says that he really loves it...

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Communist tweets “Death to Capitalism” on iPhone while slamming down Big Mac

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An ardent socialist and vocal proponent of "full communism" has recently tweeted, "Death to CAPITALISM!!!" Stephen Loseritz, 7th year gender...

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Black man sued for not baking KKK cake

Exavier Saskagoochie October 18, 2018 0

A black man, Reginald Smith of Lake, Colorado is being sued for not providing a cake for a KKK rally...

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“Raw milk should be illegal” say students chowing down on street meat

Exavier Saskagoochie February 23, 2018 0

As the Trump administration rolls back FDA regulations, millennial voters are becoming increasingly concerned with the impact less government intervention...

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