TRANS WIN: Sports Illustrated replaces entire staff with people who are fired but identify as employed
In a stunning twist that has left the media industry scratching its collective head, Sports Illustrated has chosen to revolutionize...
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BREAKING: Billionaires fly private jets to Davos to lecture everyone else about reducing their emissions
DAVOS, SWITZERLAND—Hundreds of the world's richest people have flown their private jets to this luxury Alpine ski resort in order...
Is Vocational School Right For You?
In a world where the traditional path of a four-year college degree is often seen as the only gateway to...
BREAKING: United Airlines bolsters DEI requirements, now hiring blind people as pilots
US—United Airlines announced today that it is bolstering its DEI requirements and is now hiring blind people to be pilots....
BREAKING: Boeing 737 Plane Exempted From Safety Regulations After Coming Out As Black And Gay
In a groundbreaking revelation that has left the aviation industry buzzing, a Boeing 737 plane has bravely come out as...
Claudine Gay hired as Xerox CEO citing extensive experience in copying things
In a move that has both baffled and amused the business world, Former Harvard President Claudine Gay has been appointed...
Clinton: ‘I didn’t have sex with any sex slaves on Epstein’s island…the 26 times I flew there on his plane’
Former President Bill Clinton denied knowing anything about the “terrible crimes” allegedly committed by billionaire financier Jeffrey Epstein. In a...
SNL writers desperate for jokes, plead: ‘If only the Bidens would do something worth making fun of’
In a perplexing turn of events, the Saturday Night Live (SNL) writing team found themselves in an uncharted territory as...
MSNBC sees highest ratings for Morning Joe when show was off air for 15 minutes
In a shocking turn of events that left MSNBC executives scratching their heads, the network experienced an unexpected surge in...
BREAKING: Epstein Island sold to wealthy Middle Eastern businessman Haadid Nahkil Muhssef
NEW YORK—A wealthy Middle Eastern businessman Haadid Nahkil Muhssef has purchased Jeffrey Epstein's pedophile island for $56 million, according to...
