Embrace Your Natural Beauty with The Rat’s Nest Hairdo
Move over, mullets and bowl cuts - the latest hairstyle trend has arrived, and it's sure to turn heads. Introducing...
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Why You Should Date a Ghost Instead of a Real Person
In today's dating world, finding the perfect match can be a real challenge. But what if we told you there...
BREAKING: Local college grad can’t even
Being a female college grad in today's society is a real rollercoaster ride. From avocado toast to rose-colored glasses, we've...
Local retiree searches ‘Google’ on Google to use Google to google something
In today's fast-paced digital world, it's easy to get lost in the sea of information available on the internet. But...
Why Women Need to Stop Pretending to Know Everything
Ladies, it's time to come clean: we don't know everything. Yes, you heard that right. Despite what society has been...
The Latest Trend in Detox: Eating Dirt
Are you tired of drinking green juice and eating only kale for your detox? Say goodbye to bland and boring...
Introducing the Latest Beauty Trend: The Cactus Facial
Ladies and gentlemen, get ready to feel the prick of beauty! Introducing the latest and greatest beauty trend to hit...
Horoscope Predictions: A Guide to Intentionally Misleading Yourself
Welcome to another exciting edition of horoscope predictions! Are you tired of living in the real world and facing reality?...
Beauty Tips 101: A Guide to Looking Like a Complete Fraud
Ladies, are you tired of feeling like you're not good enough? Tired of looking in the mirror and not seeing...
AOC recommends burning books instead of using gas stoves to cook
WASHINGTON, DC—Heated remarks continue in the 'stove wars' as Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) mocked Republicans on Thursday evening for their 'meltdown' over...
