Biden silences critics with a vigorous bike ride in a Burley
In a bid to silence his critics and prove that he's fit as a fiddle, President Joe Biden has taken...
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Eric Adams orders New Yorkers to house migrant children in their dresser drawers
NEW YORKâAmid the immigration crisis at the not-open Southern border, Mayor Eric Adams has issued an executive order, mandating that...
Local employee unable to be included in company’s inclusion groups
Greg Thompson, a local employee of NationCorp, has embarked on a fruitless journey in search of an inclusion group that...
BREAKING: Joe Biden defies ageist critics, announces he and Dr. Jill Biden are expecting baby
In a stunning turn of events, President* Joe Biden has defied critics who claim he is too old for the...
Local dad’s joke fails to get any laughs
Local dad, Jim Johnson, made a valiant attempt at humor yesterday during a family gathering, but unfortunately failed to get...
Local woman continues family tradition of hyphenated name to smash the patriarchy
Janice Smith-Wilson-Johannes-Rodriguez, a child of progressive parents and grandparents was born to Jimbo Johannes-Rodriguez and Sha'nay Smith-Wilson. She always knew...
Depressed New Yorkers look for alternative methods of suicide after gas stoves are banned starting in 2026
NEW YORKâIn a blow to the depressed people of New York, the State Legislature banned gas stoves in most new...
Chicagoans now boarding up their car windows to get around safer
CHICAGOâChicagoans have come up with a revolutionary new solution: boarding up their car windows and windshields to avoid rioters bashing...
LIFE HACK: How to claim Volodymyr Zelensky as a dependent on your 2022 tax return
In a difficult economy, people are looking to boost their tax return and get as much money back as they...
Local woman living her best life through AI program
A local woman named Jan has reportedly begun living her best life through artificial intelligence. According to sources close to...
