CNN’s Chris Cuomo fights negative Italian stereotypes by threatening to break stranger’s legs
CNN’s Chris Cuomo is a pillar of civilized discourse recently on a campaign to rid the world of negative Italian stereotypes....
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AUTOPSY: Epstein suicide linked to constant loop of Taylor Swift’s new album
An autopsy has confirmed what has been widely-speculated for days now: the Jeffrey Epstein suicide was triggered by constant loop...
New evidence proves that Cain killed Abel after first-shooter video game binge
After several prominent figures have hypothesized that violent video games were to blame for the horrific mass shootings recently by...
Dad of gay teen fondly recalls time when real men only feared daughters getting pregnant
Oh, the good ol' days when men were men and women were women, and boys didn't compete in girl competitions...
Texas Rep Joaquin Castro denies relation to dictator Fidel Castro after using all his tactics
SAN ANTONIO, TX—In a statement Thursday, Texas Rep. Joaquin Castro said that he definitely wasn't Fidel Castro's nephew even though...
Liberal confused as to why no one was able to defend himself in his gun-free zone mass shooting
Local liberal Nathan Fizzle is completely flummoxed. After a mass shooting last year, he thought he had the solution: he...
Enlightened progressive recycles platitude ‘Prayers won’t change anything’ for the 278th time this year
Cue the eye-rolls. In the wake of tragedy, a nation full of people capable of doing little more than praying,...
20 killed in Chicago shootings over weekend but there was no racist manifesto so no one cares
CHICAGO – At least 72 people were shot, including 12 fatally, over the weekend in Chicago, another eruption of violence in a city that...
St. Louis man dismayed to learn that he’s actually a Russian bot
Jerry Franklin was just going about his morning as usual, sipping his coffee, checking email, correcting people on the Internet,...
Nation relieved to learn the horrific racist mass shooting was actually just a false flag by the Deep State
Millions we're horrified by the blatant racism of a lone gunman shooting up an El Paso Walmart targeting Latino Americans...
