POLL: 96% of socialists think socialism is about social media not democide
A recent poll by the Pew Pew Research Center shows that socialists have no idea what socialism is. Ninety-six percent...
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Genesius Times surpasses CNN as most reliable source of fake news in US
Genesius Times, the satire site with journalistic integrity, has surpassed CNN as the most reliable source of fake news in...
Bernie Sanders: If you don’t support the living wage, you support serial killers
We all remember the notorious murders of around forty prostitutes in Washington state that spanned from the early 1980's and...
Dems to ban all forms of communication as they promote hate speech
Congressional Democrats are poised to ban all forms of communication as they promote hate speech. After intense debate about the...
Justin Trudeau devastated that declaring a right to unicorns doesn’t make them exist
It was a rough day for the prime minister of Canada, Justin Trudeau. Longing for the magic of his childhood,...
Beto livestreams a bout of violent diarrhea
In an effort to stay ultra-relative and relateable, the Democratic presidential candidate Robert Francis "Beto" O'Rourke has been livestreaming absolutely...
Awkward! Leaked memo clarifies Mark Zuckerberg’s deep-seated affinity for fascism
In a leaked memo, from Facebook’s headquarters in Silicone Valley, some extremely statements were made by its founder and CEO...
OPINION: If you are anti-abortion then you are probably a white supremacist
This may come as a surprise, but there is a long dark relationship between white colonialism and anti-choice legislation. In...
Woke leftist upset at Game of Thrones ending: ‘Not at all real’
After investing eight years watching the HBO series Game of Thrones, millennial free-lancer Brandon Taylor is fiercely upset with the...
Sanders to send homeless to ‘adult abortion camps’ to save us from all those unwanted people
Bernie Sanders has been on the march, protesting against Georgia's and Alabama's Medieval abortion bans. Recently, he just suggested a...
