San Francisco to celebrate Indigenous Peoples’ Day by sacrificing scores of people to climate god
Everyone already knows that Columbus was a literal Hitler from the 15th century and that all woke people celebrate Indigenous...
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Hannibal Lecter named new spokesperson for the Climate Strike
After thoughtful consideration, the climate change movement, dedicated to preventing a global catastrophe at any cost, has named Hannibal Lecter...
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez releases new cookbook, ‘Cooking Babies for Climate Change’
It all started with a crazed disciple of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez charging her podium shouting "We've got to eat babies to...
Ocasio-Cortez infuriated that fan’s ‘eat the babies’ shirt was made from fossil fuels
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez held a town hall in Corona, New York, at the Queens Public Library on Thursday, which concluded with...
Parents help their children fight climate change by taking iPhones, cars away from them
Greta Thunberg has launched a revolution of children and young adults skipping science class to scream about climate change because,...
Thunberg to Pope, “Have you accepted climate change as your lord and savior?”
The path of the evangelist is one of constant hope and failure, so one should not read too much into...
BREAKING: Obama, Clintons revealed to be white supremacists
As everyone is aware, the "okay" hand gesture is a longtime white supremacist symbol, and everyone using it is basically...
Breaking: Pope Francis endorses Elizabeth Warren for President
Not one to shy away from political discourse, Pope Francis has thrown his hat—er headdress—into the discussion of who will...
BREAKING: Local man nominated for Nobel Prize after constantly complaining about the heat
Local resident Sam Bilkie has been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize after consistent complaining about the heat this summer....
#BelieveSurvivors protestors disbelieve man who survived socialism
A young Russian man was ousted from the bi-weekly Women’s March in Washington D.C. yesterday while displaying a sign with...
