Vatican appoints 3 toed sloth to efficiency panel
In a move that some are calling brazen, Pope Francis has appointed an actual 3 toed sloth to the Vatican...
Culture
Several college students hospitalized after intense virtue signalling
Hospitals across the country have recently been inundated with patients injured by a new condition, intense virtue signalling trauma, or...
Pope Francis has declared Christmas decorations before Thanksgiving a mortal sin
In a bold move that will rock the foundations of Christendom, Pope Francis has declared the installation of Christmas decorations...
Americans devastated entire country doesn’t hold their exact same political beliefs
All across the country, millions of Americans are waking up to the realization that not everyone in the country agrees...
Registrar says votes don’t count until you post an image of your “I voted” sticker on social media
Disenfranchisement of voters has been a controversial topic since Jim Crow—that bastard—tried to keep people from voting in the South....
Local Life Teen music director to replace guitars with chainsaws
In a bold effort to make the liturgy more "modern" and culturally relevant, the music director at the local St....
City outlaws dressing up as anything but yourself for Halloween
In an effort to curb illicit cultural appropriation during this Halloween season, the city of Hartford, Connecticut has banned the...
