Oxford adds ‘Bidelusion’ to the dictionary to reference Joe Biden’s delusions
In a groundbreaking move that has left the world puzzled yet entertained, the prestigious Oxford Dictionary has officially added a...
Education
BREAKING: Hateful DeSantis bans classic children’s books ‘Whore & Peace’ ‘Charlotte’s Web Cam’ and ‘Moby’s Dick’
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPDORsMe00k TALLAHASSEE—In a shocking move that has left literary enthusiasts scratching their heads, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has announced a...
California bans the use of the number 2 as being hateful against non-binary children
SACRAMENTO—In a groundbreaking move to promote inclusivity and protect sensitive individuals, the state of California has announced a ban on...
Sneaky Ways to Use a Computer to Begin Educating Your Child
As parents, we're always looking for ways to make learning enjoyable and engaging for our children. With today's rapidly changing...
Netflix Presents: Polar Bears, a Documentary
Netflix has just announced its latest nature documentary, "Polar Bears, a Documentary." The documentary follows the adventures of a polar...
Local Jewish Man Excited to Learn He Controls Media, Hollywood, Finance Industry, and Legal Profession
It was an ordinary morning for local Jewish man Jacob Weiss. Mr. Weiss, like most Americans, reads the newspaper every...
Biden introduces new #PandemicIsOver face masks grade schoolers will be forced to wear this year
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Joe Biden has introduced a new #PandemicIsOver face mask that pre-K, kindergarten, and grade schoolers will be forced...
Biden to appoint Jussie Smollett as head of newly revamped U.S. Ministry or Truth
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Joe Biden has appointed world-renowned actor Jussie Smollett who was recently convicted of staging a hate crime against...
BREAKING: Zelensky applies for $400 Billion student loan from US
KYIV—Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky has applied for a $400 Billion student loan just weeks after Biden promised to make American...
BREAKING: Biden to transfer all home mortgage loans to homeless people and renters
WASHINGTON, DC—Following the popular move to "forgive" student debt and transfer it to people who never went to college, President*...
