Biden Promises That Any Americans Who Die In WWIII Won’t Have To Repay Their Student Loans
WASHINGTON, DC—In a move that combines the solemnity of war with the relief of student debt, President Joe Biden has...
Education
‘I was fired for being black’ complains woman who was hired for being black
HARVARD—In a tale that defies the very essence of logic and leaves the world scratching its collective head, Claudine Gay...
Claudine Gay hired as Xerox CEO citing extensive experience in copying things
In a move that has both baffled and amused the business world, Former Harvard President Claudine Gay has been appointed...
On this day in 1993, Harvard President Claudine Gay wrote the songs All I Want For Christmas Is You, Silent Night, Jingle Bell Rock, and Panama
BOSTON—Harvard President Claudine Gay is not just an esteemed scholar but also the clandestine creative genius behind some of the...
Harvard changes definition of plagiarism to: ‘work stolen by someone besides our first black president’
HARVARD, MA—In a stunning and brave move that has left academics and students alike scratching their heads, Harvard University has...
Unemployed Masters Graduate awarded Presidential Medal of Participation by Biden
IOWA—Twenty-eight-year-old Jeremy Daniels was one of several unemployed college graduates who was recognized and awarded a presidential medal of participation...
Notre Dame changes mascot to Fighting Right-Wing Extremists following Dublin riots
SOUTH BEND, IN—In an unexpected turn of events that left the university community bewildered and perhaps a tad nervous, University...
NY Governor Hochul says students no longer have to think for themselves: ‘We’ll do it for you!’
ALBANY, NY—In a groundbreaking move, New York Governor Kathy Hochul has proudly announced that students across the state will no...
Pink threatens to make conservatives listen to her music if they don’t start supporting gay porn in schools
In a shocking turn of events, pop sensation Pink has thrown down the gauntlet, warning conservatives that if they don't...
NYC Schools Worry They May Not Have Enough Drag Queens And Hardcore Gay Porn To Meet Educational Needs Of Huge Influx Of Migrant Children
NEW YORK—In a city known for its diversity and progressivism, New York City schools are facing an unexpected challenge. As...
