Fed up with blasphemous ice cream licking fad, local government enlists help from Spanish Inquisition
Well, nobody expected this twist. After suffering through years of Facebook fueled viral movements, one small government in East Texas...
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Bigots outraged by Disney casting white transgender to play Barack Obama in upcoming film
As the nation celebrated the national holiday that symbolizes all men being created equal, a small minority of bigots expressed...
Millions of people are upset that a few people are upset that Ariel is black
Millions of people across the country are upset that a few people are upset that Disney's live action film version...
Frederica Wilson promises to prosecute the people who keep dressing her like Macho Man Randy Savage
Democratic Florida Rep. Frederica Wilson has asserted that she will prosecute the people who keep dressing her up like the...
Julian Castro travels time, teaches mom about ‘reproductive justice’, inexplicably disappears
Well, the extremely crowded Democratic presidential field has suddenly gotten a little thinner. Julian Castro, the most woke candidate by...
Facebook suspends popular Goose Page, says “Honks are Hate Speech”
The hammer hath been dropped. African goose enthusiats the world over have now been warned. Their hate will not be...
Democrats send taxpayers $87 trillion bill for all the ‘free’ stuff they promised in 2 hour debate
Democrats sent an $87 trillion bill to American taxpayers for everything they promised in a generous auction-style debate the last...
Technical issues plague first Democratic open mic night
Organizers were left red-faced during Wednesday night’s Democratic open mic night at Billy Bob's Saloon when audio issues plagued local celebrities...
Dem debate to be live auction; candidates to bid for votes with other people’s money
The Democratic National Committee has approved a new format for the first Democratic debate in the 2020 presidential election: a...
Feminist gives inspiring testimonial after watching video of black widow eating its mate
The crowd went wild. I was there. The room was electric. The 33rd annual gathering of ‘Women Against the Patriarchy’...
