Human Rights Campaign unanimously votes to add ‘C’ for clown to LGBT
A momentous occasion. The Human Rights Campaign of America has unanimously voted to add the
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ACLU sues God for only creating two genders
Serving the papers to God proved to be the most daunting part of the lawsuit
Super woke Disney’s Toy Story 4: Woody is gay and Bo Peep has abortion
The once great children’s entertainment company Disney has recently taken a dark turn with CEO
BREAKING: Global Warming Apocalypse, originally scheduled for 2020, has been postponed to 2050
Due to the forecast of typical rain, sun, wind, possible thunderstorms, and basically the same
Local man 100% convinced after someone used clapping emojis in illogical tweet
In a rare social media victory, an sociopathic dirtbag convinced a reasonable person of his
OPINION: Jesus never said anything about cold-cocking hobos
Bless me dear readers for I have sinned. Well, technically, I have sinned according to
Children’s movie company to boycott Georgia for saving the lives of children
Disney’s CEO Robert Iger is mad about Georgia’s new heartbeat bill which outlaws the killing
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Genesius Times surpasses CNN as most reliable source of fake news in US
Genesius Times, the satire site with journalistic integrity, has surpassed CNN as the most reliable
Beto livestreams a bout of violent diarrhea
In an effort to stay ultra-relative and relateable, the Democratic presidential candidate Robert Francis “Beto”