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Social justice warrior super excited to ruin Christmas for everyone

Exavier Saskagoochie December 19, 2018

Sixteen-year-old Taylor Towns of Newberry is a self-proclaimed social justice warrior who spends most of her time on Snapchat and...

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Local toddler barely escapes horrifying persecution of being given the “red” cup.

Exavier Saskagoochie November 29, 2018

"It was probably the worst experience of his life," little Jared's mother explained. Her son narrowly escaped the horrifying experience...

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City outlaws dressing up as anything but yourself for Halloween

Exavier Saskagoochie October 31, 2018

In an effort to curb illicit cultural appropriation during this Halloween season, the city of Hartford, Connecticut has banned the...

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