New Zealand bans guns so citizens feel safer during the next mass shooting
When a terrorist massacred 50 people at two New Zealand mosques, Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern immediately grasped the nettle. “I...
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New Zealand bans all semi-automatic cars following horrific 10-car pileup
All semi-automatic automobiles, sports cars, and buses will be banned in New Zealand following the horrific 10-car pileup in Christchurch...
Trans woman demands everyone accept her exactly as she is every time she changes what she is
Bella Forlorn is transitioning from a male to a female in a bold move to help eradicate all biology from...
College students suffering worst outbreak of ‘opposing ideas’ in decades
Hospitals across the country have recently been inundated with patients who have been exposed to a new threatening contagious disease:...
Sanders assures Venezuelans they’re doing great since they have fewer than 23 choices of deodorant
Self-proclaimed democratic socialist and Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders has argued that, "You don't necessarily need a choice of 23...
Pelosi: ‘Lower voting age to include kids who think Tide pod challenge is a good idea’
The Democratic party is all over the board with regard to voting with Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez recommending we get rid of...
Jordan Peterson and Slavoj Žižek to debate about happiness using only scowls and grimaces
Toronto, Canada—After a long wait and several rounds of Twitter taunting, two of the most well respected intellectuals of our...
Cars kill! My kid’s right to live is greater than your right to drive
The science is settled: cars are deadly! There is a massive epidemic of over 37,000 Americans dying from automobile accidents...
Millions risking lives to flee free healthcare and food for evil capitalist countries
Experts are befuddled as to why refugees continue to pour in from socialist paradises like Cuba and Venezuela into evil...
Stupid, bigoted facial recognition software regularly misgenders trans people
Facial recognition software has made amazing strides in advancing security and surveillance techniques, but it is clearly not capable of...
