College students suffering worst outbreak of ‘opposing ideas’ in decades
Hospitals across the country have recently been inundated with patients who have been exposed to a new threatening contagious disease:...
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Sanders assures Venezuelans they’re doing great since they have fewer than 23 choices of deodorant
Self-proclaimed democratic socialist and Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders has argued that, "You don't necessarily need a choice of 23...
Pelosi: ‘Lower voting age to include kids who think Tide pod challenge is a good idea’
The Democratic party is all over the board with regard to voting with Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez recommending we get rid of...
Jordan Peterson and Slavoj Žižek to debate about happiness using only scowls and grimaces
Toronto, Canada—After a long wait and several rounds of Twitter taunting, two of the most well respected intellectuals of our...
Cars kill! My kid’s right to live is greater than your right to drive
The science is settled: cars are deadly! There is a massive epidemic of over 37,000 Americans dying from automobile accidents...
Millions risking lives to flee free healthcare and food for evil capitalist countries
Experts are befuddled as to why refugees continue to pour in from socialist paradises like Cuba and Venezuela into evil...
Stupid, bigoted facial recognition software regularly misgenders trans people
Facial recognition software has made amazing strides in advancing security and surveillance techniques, but it is clearly not capable of...
OPINION: Science clearly says vaccines are safe so we must censor any science that says otherwise
The science is settled. It's so painfully obvious. Vaccines are safe and effective. Never mind that the studies used to...
Newborns identifying as undocumented immigrants to not be infanticided by Democrats
Democrats recently rejected a bill that would save babies who were able to make it through a botched abortion, basically...
Ocasio-Cortez defends money laundering because there are ‘so many germs on money’
Visionary intellectual and United States Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez of New York has made a name for herself in her first...
