Pro-choice astronauts: ‘No sign of life here, just these growing human fetuses’
The first astronauts to reach Mars were disappointed to find absolutely no sign of life anywhere on the planet, though...
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Biden offers free hugs, hair sniffs to women who donate to campaign
Kicking off his hands-on presidential campaign, former Vice President Joe Biden is making a personal offer to all women—no matter...
OPINION: Whites must stop having babies unless they’re IVF children for gay couples
Whites are all devils and need to stop having children, unless of course, those children are produced using in vitro...
Ardern: ‘Government failed to protect you so now we want you to fail to protect yourself’
When a terrorist massacred 50 people at two New Zealand mosques, Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern immediately grasped the nettle. “I...
Rockland County mandates anti-vaxxers to wear yellow star so we can identify them easier
The measles outbreak in Rockland County, New York has reached catastrophic levels. It's like Armageddon in the area with people...
New Zealand bans guns so citizens feel safer during the next mass shooting
When a terrorist massacred 50 people at two New Zealand mosques, Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern immediately grasped the nettle. “I...
New Zealand bans all semi-automatic cars following horrific 10-car pileup
All semi-automatic automobiles, sports cars, and buses will be banned in New Zealand following the horrific 10-car pileup in Christchurch...
Trans woman demands everyone accept her exactly as she is every time she changes what she is
Bella Forlorn is transitioning from a male to a female in a bold move to help eradicate all biology from...
College students suffering worst outbreak of ‘opposing ideas’ in decades
Hospitals across the country have recently been inundated with patients who have been exposed to a new threatening contagious disease:...
Sanders assures Venezuelans they’re doing great since they have fewer than 23 choices of deodorant
Self-proclaimed democratic socialist and Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders has argued that, "You don't necessarily need a choice of 23...
