BREAKING: Several Democratic frontrunners being paid by GOP to look utterly insane
Genesius Times has uncovered documents proving that several front runners for the 2020 Democratic Presidential
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Local abortionist laughs at recent mass shooter’s ‘rookie numbers’
Stanley Alberts, the #1 abortionist at the Columbus, Ohio Women’s Clinic has some advice for
Beto O’Rourke named prestigious AR-15 Salesman of the Year
Democratic presidential hopeful Robert “Beto” O’Rourke was just named the prestigious Armalite AR-15 salesman of
BREAKING: All Democratic candidates arrested for bribing voters with stolen money
All official Democratic candidates for president in the 2020 election have been arrested for trying
British troops triggered by ‘Come and Take it’ flag, condemn it as hate speech
The British are coming… to say they were triggered by the guerilla revolutionaries of the
Beto asks people to stop oppressing him after he promised to oppress them
Democratic presidential candidate Robert “Beto” O’Rourke has asked people to stop oppressing him a day
Notorious Warmonger John Bolton returns to simpler life as the Mad Hatter
Some say it was John Bolton’s previous life as the infamous character, the Mad Hatter,
BREAKING: Trump fires Bolton for choosing Popeyes over Chik-fil-A in the chicken wars
WASHINGTON—President Trump dismissed John Bolton, his national security adviser, after a contentious debate about chicken
Elizabeth Warren promises to give state of Alabama back to ‘her people’ on first day of presidency
In an unprecedented level of virtue signalling and pandering for votes, Sen. Elizabeth Warren has
Walmart declares itself a ‘gun-free zone’; changes name to Target
Walmart says it is now a “gun-free zone” and is changing its name to Target.