Trump unveils alteration to Mount Rushmore in Independence Day rally
President Donald Trump on Friday accused "angry mobs" of trying to erase history with efforts to remove or rethink monuments...
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Democratic Governors celebrate Independence Day by locking everyone in their basements
East Lansing, MI—Just as COVID-19 restrictions are being lifted across the nation, Democratic governors are celebrating Independence Day by locking...
Joe Biden confuses July 4th with Ghislaine Maxwell funeral
The presumptive Democrat nominee for President Joe Biden escaped from his basement again and managed to hold a rally with...
Seattle bullies knock down little kids’ fort, take all their soy milk
SEATTLE—Several little kids went home crying to their mommies after some neighborhood bullies knocked down their little fort in the...
Local homeless man hasn’t picked up his white privilege check in months
AUSTIN, TX—Local homeless man Bobby Duphrane has not picked up his white privilege check in months. As a result, he...
Dems ‘pretty sure’ the key to the election is burning the country down
WASHINGTON DC—Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi is "pretty sure" the way to win hearts and minds in an election...
EXCLUSIVE: Never before seen photo of Joe Biden and Aunt Jemima on the Lolita Express
Genesius Times has obtained exclusive photos of presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden assaulting Aunt Jemima on Jeffrey Epstein's Lolita...
Hillary Clinton already finished writing Joe Biden’s eulogy
CHAPPAQUA, NY—Hillary Clinton announced she already wrote Joe Biden's eulogy for his upcoming COVID-related death."This is the exact kind of...
Disney changes Splash Mountain to ‘Riot Hill’ where guests can experience exciting BLM riot
ORLANDO—Amid calls to change the Splash Mountain theme park ride because of its ties with the racist 1946 “Song of...
Trump promises to replace all torn-down monuments with statues of himself
WASHINGTON DC—Woke protesters have paused their widespread monument destruction after President Trump promised to replace all torn-down monuments with statues...
