Here’s a guide to President Biden’s plan to fight COVID-19
WASHINGTON, DC—Following a press conference with President Biden’s press secretary Jen Psaki, the White House released its official plan to...
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Biden replaces disloyal National Guard troops with loyal Chinese army
WASHINGTON, DC--President Biden isn't taking any chances with security. He's making sure that all the National Guard troops guarding the...
BREAKING: France officially surrenders to COVID-19
PARIS, FRANCE—French Prime Minister Jean Castex announced today that almost a year after fighting one of the world’s deadliest viruses,...
Kamala sneaks a ‘Do Not Resuscitate’ order in Biden’s stack of executive orders
WASHINGTON, DC—At one point during the flurry of executive orders signed by President Joe Biden, he said, "I don't know...
Biden gets revenge on Trump by raising cost of insulin for millions of Americans
WASHINGTON, DC—President-No longer elect Biden and his administration is finally getting back at the evil dictator Trump by raising the...
Hillary demands to know why no one ever charged her with ‘inciting an erection’ at the Capitol
WASHINGTON, DC—After Chuck Schumer charged Donald Trump with inciting an erection at the US Capitol, Hillary Clinton has demanded to...
BREAKING: CIA begins funneling weapons to libertarians after Biden labels them terrorists
PENTAGON—The Central Intelligence Agency has immediately started funneling money and weapons to various libertarian groups throughout the US after President...
Trump pranked Biden by rearranging his pill organizer before leaving White House
WASHINGTON, DC—As his final act upon exiting the White House, Donald Trump pranked the incoming resident by switching his medications...
Dems shocked to find their lives still suck after Trump is no longer president
US—Many Democrats are flying high after the culmination of more than four years’ of bipartisan work to end the reign...
Biden to add 87 Supreme Court justices in memory of Ruth Bader Ginsburg
WASHINGTON, DC—President Joe Biden announced today within his first 100 days, he’ll be adding 87 new justices to the Supreme...
