Robert O’Rourke denies he’s Irish three times on St. Patrick’s Day
Complete with a sombrero and a multicolored poncho, Robert Francis "Beto" O'Rourke denied that he was of Irish decent three...
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Sanders assures Venezuelans they’re doing great since they have fewer than 23 choices of deodorant
Self-proclaimed democratic socialist and Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders has argued that, "You don't necessarily need a choice of 23...
WWII Vet super glad he risked his life so he could be taxed to pay for drag queens reading to children
WWII Veteran and survivor of the D-Day invasion, 93-year-old Jamison Wright, is super glad he risked everything so that he...
POLL: Which Democratic presidential candidate has the best fake ethnicity?
We all know that it's horrifyingly evil to appropriate a culture that's not your own, unless of course, you're running...
BREAKING: Robert ‘Beto’ O’Rourke announces he’s running for president of Mexico
Robert Francis O'Rourke, known by his amigos as 'Beto', made supporters happy when he announced Wednesday that he's going to...
Pelosi: ‘Lower voting age to include kids who think Tide pod challenge is a good idea’
The Democratic party is all over the board with regard to voting with Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez recommending we get rid of...
Sen. Elizabeth Warren has ‘1/1024th sympathy for those who cheat to get their kids into college’
Recently dozens of celebrities and wealthy parents have been caught bribing admissions professionals at prestigious colleges to get their children...
Ocasio Cortez: ‘It’s 2019; we must end women’s suffrage!’
Austin--Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez of New York took the tech and arts South by Southwest conference by storm this weekend and...
Ocasio-Cortez praises Venezuela for cutting carbon footprint to zero in blackout
People may be suffering in Venezuela due to socialist economic policies and corrupt politicians but some Americans are celebrating. US...
Cuomo named U-Haul’s #1 salesman for fourth consecutive year
New York's Governor Andrew Cuomo is racking up the awards. For the fourth year in a row, he has been...
