AOC: ‘If I don’t extort more taxpayer money, I’ll have to take money for votes’
In a brave interview, ever popular freshman US Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has defended her demand of a pay raise on...
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Biden finally going to ‘fix’ the government he’s been a part of for last 50 years
Long-term politician and participant in the federal government, Joe Biden, is ready to fix Washington DC as president. "Washington is...
Trump’s new border wall will exclude California, parts of Oregon and Washington
With Trump's border wall in full production, authorities have added an additional 2000 mile section that would remove California and...
Chik-fil-A cows go to war against Green New Deal
The beloved semi-literate cows of Chik-fil-A marketing have already come out against Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's Green New Deal, which aims at...
Human Rights Campaign unanimously votes to add ‘C’ for clown to LGBT
A momentous occasion. The Human Rights Campaign of America has unanimously voted to add the letter 'C' to the ever...
ACLU sues God for only creating two genders
Serving the papers to God proved to be the most daunting part of the lawsuit brought forth by the ACLU...
Californians witness Gov Newsom’s ‘Light at the end of the tunnel’ first hand
California Governor recently touted the state as, "a beacon light. Mark my words, California – we are the light at...
More than 180 plantation owners sign letter opposing state restrictions on slavery
“Abolishing slavery is bad for the economy.” This is how a letter written by Southern plantation owners in response to...
BREAKING: Global Warming Apocalypse, originally scheduled for 2020, has been postponed to 2050
Due to the forecast of typical rain, sun, wind, possible thunderstorms, and basically the same climate across the globe throughout...
New York Assembly to install animal worship altar next to the child sacrifice altar
New York State Assembly is set to install an animal worship altar in the style of ancient Aztec pagans next...
