Ocasio-Cortez promises free healthcare in Gulag for her political enemies
She hasn't even been sworn into office and the youngest-elected congressperson ever is making major promises. Over the weekend Ocasio-Cortez...
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French President Macron concedes to opposition but only if they agree to burn the whole country down first
After several days of intense negotiations, French President Emanuel Macron has agreed to two provisions in the fuel tax debate...
Town prohibits wishing people “happy holidays” as it is too “Christmas-y”
The Town Council of Wannanacho, Oregon passed a resolution restricting holiday greetings between people this week. It was already illegal...
George H W Bush died from death
Rumors have spread like wildfire about the former president's death. What was the cause? Health experts have now confirmed that...
Ocasio-Cortez says Tide pod challenge can work if it’s a ‘democratic’ Tide pod challenge
Facing mounting criticism on her position about the dangerous Tide pod challenge, newly-elected Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is doubling down. "The...
Thousands of migrants demand ‘human rights’ by bashing people and destroying others’ property
The migrant caravan seeking asylum and 'human rights' has reached the US border and started bashing border patrol agents and...
Experts say global warming will finally match margin of error in 178 years
The Earth's temperatures continue to skyrocket upwards, say 102% of global climate experts. "It's getting hot in here!" NOAA scientist...
Vatican appoints 3 toed sloth to efficiency panel
In a move that some are calling brazen, Pope Francis has appointed an actual 3 toed sloth to the Vatican...
Ocasio-Cortez agrees to wear glasses to prove she’s intelligent
"Everyone who wears glasses is smart," Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez said in an interview, "so these are proof that I know my...
Ocasio-Cortez DNA results show she’s 1/1024th Muppet
While no one has doubted congresswoman elect Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's minority status, there has been plenty of doubt about her heritage...
