Queen Elizabeth grounds Prince Andrew, takes iPad away for ‘hanging out with that pedophile Epstein again’
Buckingham Palace have announced that Queen Elizabeth has grounded Prince Andrew and taken away his iPad for an entire month...
Politics
Bernie Sanders says he’ll put AOC in ‘very important’ bartending role in White House
Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) has a “very, very important role” waiting for her in the White House should fellow Democratic...
Adam Schiff declares Elise Stefanik out of order for the rest of her life
In another effort to continue the impeachment process of Donald J Trump, United States Congressman Adam Schiff has declared that...
CONFIRMED: Greta is cyborg sent back in time to kill off humanity
Rumors circulated after teen climate activist Greta Thunberg met with Terminator actor Arnold Schwarzenegger recently. Was she in fact a...
BREAKING: Two Epstein prison guards scheduled to be suicided tomorrow
Two correctional officers who were responsible for guarding Jeffrey Epstein when he killed himself in his New York jail cell...
Chik-fil-A gives into pressure groups; will stop serving delicious chicken and slaughter its mascot cows
In a shocking turn of events Chik-fil-A has given into pressure-groups and will stop serving delicious chicken with a smile....
Ocasio-Cortez finally agrees: ‘Einstein didn’t kill himself’
First-term firebrand Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has come out in support of what many are calling obvious truth: "Einstein didn't kill...
BREAKING: California fights arson by banning semiautomatic matches
Following a horrific wave of wildfires in the state including a devastating one in Santa Clarita caused by arsonists, California...
Schiff: ‘Did I say Trump colluded with Ukraine? I meant Kazakhstan’
After a disappointing first week of impeachment hearings for the Democrats in which no witnesses provided any proof of wrongdoing,...
80-year-old finally experiences first climate change in life moving from Maine to Texas
Eighty-year-old Winston Jones has experienced the first climate change of his life after moving from Maine to Texas in October....
