California releases new state flag
In an effort to reflect the diversity of energy production in the state, California has released a new state flag....
Politics
Sheikh O’Rourke vows to impose jizya tax on gay marriage opponents
During a town hall hosted by CNN, the venerable sheikh Beto O’Rourke explained his plan for bringing critics of the...
Nike updates Kaepernick slogan, “Believe in something, unless it upsets the Chinese government.”
After removing all of the Rockets apparel from their Chinese stores, a move that was prompted by Houston's general manager...
Elizabeth Warren to celebrate Indigenous People’s Day by scalping 6 of her political enemies
Most people are aware that Sen. Elizabeth Warren, front runner for the 2020 Democratic nomination for president, is a true...
Elizabeth Warren honored as first 1/1024th Native American featured on US ‘zero cents’ coin
Sen. Elizabeth Warren's presidential hopes just scored another boost after front runner Joe Biden has been mired with corruption charges...
BREAKING: Hillary Clinton ‘seriously thinking about’ losing to Trump again in 2020
Hillary Clinton said that she was, "seriously thinking about," losing to Trump again in 2020. After a fall in the...
Anti-war liberals furious Trump isn’t going to war
WASHINGTON - In a rare show of bipartisanship, the top anti-war liberals joined with blood-thirsty conservatives to condemn President Donald...
OPED: White supremacists are using jokes; it’s time we ban laughing
Ever since we social justice warriors invented morality in 2015, evil white supremacists have been making fun of us. They...
Amid falling polling numbers, Biden turns to white supremacist vote
During a press conference to the largely white teacher's unions, former Vice President and current candidate for president, Joe Biden...
San Francisco to celebrate Indigenous Peoples’ Day by sacrificing scores of people to climate god
Everyone already knows that Columbus was a literal Hitler from the 15th century and that all woke people celebrate Indigenous...
