Ocasio-Cortez DNA results show she’s 1/1024th Muppet
While no one has doubted congresswoman elect Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's minority status, there has been plenty of doubt about her heritage...
Politics
Ocasio-Cortez announces bill to make electoral college tuition-free
The new face of the Democrat party and the youngest person ever elected to the House of Representatives, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez,...
Democrat volunteers ensure deceased voters get “I voted” stickers too
Democrat volunteers across the country spent hours ensuring that deceased voters received their "I voted" stickers on their graves. "They...
Americans devastated entire country doesn’t hold their exact same political beliefs
All across the country, millions of Americans are waking up to the realization that not everyone in the country agrees...
Registrar says votes don’t count until you post an image of your “I voted” sticker on social media
Disenfranchisement of voters has been a controversial topic since Jim Crow—that bastard—tried to keep people from voting in the South....
Activist: Trump should “abort” caravan before it reaches border
Tensions are rising as the caravan of undocumented Central American nationals make their way to the United States border. One...
Thousands March to Demand That America Become More Like The Countries They’re Fleeing
A group of tens of thousands of well-dressed poor people marched through the streets of their impoverished Central American countries,...
De Blasio signs bill allowing “sparkly unicorn gender” on birth certificates
New York Mayor Bill de Blasio signed a bill into law Tuesday allowing New York City residents to select a...
Ancestry DNA test shows that everyone is Native American
In an effort to prove that he feels the pain of his marginalized brothers and sisters, Clay Egbertson of Encino,...
Local man unsure if going further into national debt to kill babies is a good idea
A local man remained unsure about the United States federal government policy of going further into debt in order to...
