Millions of humble Democrats beg forgiveness for falsely accusing Trump of Russia collusion
Special counsel Robert S. Mueller III delivered a report Friday on his inquiry into Russian interference in the 2016 election...
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New Zealand bans all semi-automatic cars following horrific 10-car pileup
All semi-automatic automobiles, sports cars, and buses will be banned in New Zealand following the horrific 10-car pileup in Christchurch...
College students burn Jordan Peterson’s book ‘to fight fascism’
In a move that some say will surely put an end to the rising tide of Fascism, colleges around the...
OPINION: Stop mass shootings by taking guns from the only people who stop mass shootings
Thoughts and prayers don't stop mass shootings! For every deadly mass shooting, there are dozens of potential mass shootings that...
Obama: now available in vanilla!
The ever popular presidential candidate Barack Obama, with his clean-cut appearance, his sordid past, and flaming liberal politics, has been...
Failed Senate candidate ‘Beto’ launches presidential ‘Beta’ campaign
If at first you don't succeed, try failing again. That's the unofficial motto for the Robert O'Rourke presidential campaign after...
Robert O’Rourke denies he’s Irish three times on St. Patrick’s Day
Complete with a sombrero and a multicolored poncho, Robert Francis "Beto" O'Rourke denied that he was of Irish decent three...
Sanders assures Venezuelans they’re doing great since they have fewer than 23 choices of deodorant
Self-proclaimed democratic socialist and Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders has argued that, "You don't necessarily need a choice of 23...
WWII Vet super glad he risked his life so he could be taxed to pay for drag queens reading to children
WWII Veteran and survivor of the D-Day invasion, 93-year-old Jamison Wright, is super glad he risked everything so that he...
POLL: Which Democratic presidential candidate has the best fake ethnicity?
We all know that it's horrifyingly evil to appropriate a culture that's not your own, unless of course, you're running...
