REPORT: Ginsburg to outlast Trump by drinking from Holy Grail
Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg is doing just fine and hopes to live well into the future after a quick trip...
Politics
Congressional turd proposes 70% tax on rich for gold-plated sewers
The first-ever living turd to be elected to the US House of Representatives, Chet (@ChetTheTurd), is not wasting any time...
Ocasio-Cortez done trying to sell socialism; skipping to genocide and starvation stages
According to Marxist philosophy, there are several stages of socialism. The first is the argumentation stage and establishing the moral...
Social justice warriors condemn white blood cells for oppressing cells of color
A new trend among self-professed social justice warriors at American universities is a medical treatment aimed at eliminating white blood...
Most diverse Congress ever sworn in includes living turd
It was a historic swearing in ceremony Thursday as the most diverse United States House of Representatives was sworn in...
“Terrifying”: thousands injured while looking at monuments during government shutdown
Thousands of people have been reported injured while looking at inanimate stone monuments across the United States spurring worries about...
Feminist Christian wants to replace ‘Amen’ with ‘Awomyn’
In the spirit of Pope Francis' initiative to change the wording of the Lord's Prayer, local feminist and Pinterest user,...
Hollywood to implement socialist policy; everyone will get Best Actor Oscar in 2019
Ever since the McCarthy trials, the movie industry has been inundated with socialists and communists, claiming that the economic system...
Liberals furious that Trump keeps doing what they were going to do
A series of egregious actions by President Trump is sending liberal opposition into a furious tailspin. In the last week...
Fan still ‘pretty sure’ Bernie Sanders can win the 2016 presidential election
It's been over two years since the 2016 presidential election, but Bernie Sanders fans—Bernie Bros—are still "pretty sure" he can...
