BREAKING: Biden to dedicate his next beach vacation to the victims of the East Palestine train disaster
WASSHINGTON, DC—In a move that has raised eyebrows and elicited more than a few chuckles, President* Joe Biden announced today...
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BREAKING: Biden hires new sign language interpreter
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Biden's administration has once again found itself embroiled in controversy. This time, it's not about policy decisions or...
AOC: Why don’t we take out a $34 trillion loan from China to pay off the entire national debt?
As a public figure, I've grown accustomed to dealing with all sorts of attention, both positive and negative. However, there's...
Biden wishes a happy Presidents Day to whoever is president right now
WASHINGTON, DC—In a heartfelt message, President* Biden wishes a happy Presidents Day to whoever is president right now. "I'd like...
Biden takes break from persecuting his political enemies to criticize Putin for persecuting his political enemies
WASHINGTON, DC—In a classic case of the pot calling the kettle black, US President* Joe Biden recently took a brief...
Sonny Hostin forced to give Whoopi her entire paycheck as reparations for slavery
In a shocking turn of events on "The View," co-host Sonny Hostin dropped a bombshell revelation that sent shockwaves through...
BREAKING: Fani Willis testimony suddenly halted due to a water main leak
FULTON COUNTY, GA—In an unexpected turn of events at the Fulton County Courthouse, the testimony of District Attorney Fani Willis...
LIFE HACK: American Seniors flying to Mexico to come back as illegal immigrants to get better state benefits
Thousands of senior citizens are flying to Mexico and walking back over the US border as illegal aliens in order...
Anthony Fauci releases line of Valentines
No one can get enough of America's Doctor, Dr. Anthony Fauci, especially on Valentine's Day. So, the good doctor has...
Following revelation that Biden illegally willfully retained classified documents, Feds to indict Trump again
WASHINGTON, DC—In response to revelations that President Joe Biden has been willfully retaining classified documents, federal prosecutors have announced plans...
