US approves sanctions on Beijing after forces attack protesters in the Chinese city of Minneapolis
WASHINGTON — Congress has approved new sanctions on Beijing after forces attacked peaceful protesters in the Chinese city of Minneapolis...
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Joe Biden hires the Swedish Chef to help make his speeches more intelligible
After a fallout with former speech writer Jar Jar Binks, Democratic front runner Joe Biden has hired the Swedish Chef as his...
LA Health Dept. giving out free COVID masks with holes for easier crack smoking
LOS ANGELES — The LA Department of Health is giving away free face masks with holes cut out in a...
CNN CEO selects Greta Thunberg to conduct triple bypass surgery on him
CNN CEO, Jeff Zucker, is in need of triple heart bypass surgery and he has selected none other than world-renowned...
CDC warns second wave of COVID-based celebrity virtue signaling will be worse than the first
We already reported that the CDC has warned Americans to be prepared for a second wave of inflated COVID death...
Bill Gates to play himself as the next Bond supervillain
Details on the hotly anticipated Bond 25 have been revealed for the first time- with evil genius billionaire Bill Gates...
As fear of coronavirus declines, Dr. Fauci orders the release of the murder hornets
As fear of the deadly pandemic COVID-19 declines across the globe, Dr. Anthony Fauci has order the release of the...
YouTube removes all videos that contradict the WHO including all WHO videos because the WHO contradicts the WHO
In a bold move of censorship in support of medical tyranny, Google's Internet video giant YouTube has made it a...
Justin Trudeau bans 1,500 types of flu and coronavirus from Canada
Prime Minister Justin Trudeau today announced a ban on some 1,500 strains of "assault-type" influenza and coronavirus in Canada, effective immediately....
BREAKING: De Blasio has instructed NYPD to invade Poland
New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio has instructed the New York Police Department to invade Poland, breaking several peacetime...
