Millions of students walk out of science class to protest climate change
Millions of young students have walked out of their science class to protest climate change in the "Climate Strike" inspired...
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Climate Strike: Millions of people fight global apocalypse by taking an extra long lunch break
Millions of people around the world have taken aim at the impending global Apocalypse by taking an extra long lunch...
Beto doubles down: will replace US nuclear weapons with NERF darts as president
After a shocking series of events, Democratic hopeful Robert "Beto" O'Rourke has doubled down on his anti-gun stance. The former...
Singer Sam Smith have come out as plural
Pop Star Sam Smith evidently did not get enough attention coming out as gay earlier this year so they has...
Notorious Warmonger John Bolton returns to simpler life as the Mad Hatter
Some say it was John Bolton’s previous life as the infamous character, the Mad Hatter, from Alice in Wonderland that...
Elizabeth Warren promises to give state of Alabama back to ‘her people’ on first day of presidency
In an unprecedented level of virtue signalling and pandering for votes, Sen. Elizabeth Warren has promised to give the state...
OPED: How dare Trump spend Defense money on defending the country!
It is a national disgrace that President Trump stolen money from the Defense budget to actually defending the country. Even...
BREAKING: Trump recklessly diverts military funds from unnecessary foreign wars to actually protecting the US
President Trump has directed the Pentagon to recklessly divert $3.6 billion dollars from unnecessary foreign interventions to actually protecting the...
BREAKING: Latest Hurricane Dorian prediction maps completed by local toddler
MOBILE, AL—18-month-old and world renown scribbler Bobby has released the latest Hurricane Dorian prediction model maps for the US National...
Millions of UK socialists dying in the streets from withdrawals during Parliament shutdown
British Prime Minister Boris Johnson has asked Queen Elizabeth II to shut down Parliament in what is called a prorogue...
