BREAKING: Great white sharks to be renamed ‘white supremacist fish’
NEW YORKâFollowing a rash of shark attacks that have plagued American beaches this summer, activists are calling for renaming great...
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Gender reveal party delayed 3 years while parents decide identity for child
CALICO, CAâA local gender reveal party has been delayed for three years while the parents decide what identity the child...
NFL relieved that no racist or sexual ‘trash talk’ has ever been used by players
Following revelations of inappropriate remarks in emails by former Raiders' coach Jon Gruden, the NFL has conducted an investigation into...
BREAKING: NBA finally ends discrimination based on height
NEW YORKâThe National Basketball Association (NBA) has ended its longstanding discriminatory policy on height after many allegations of teams excluding...
Disney to revert to all silent films to avoid offending anyone
Children's entertainment giant Disney has announced that it will no longer be producing films with verbal language, opting instead for...
Activists protesting Columbus’s invasion of North America demand open borders in US
Activists across America are protesting the invasion of the continent by the invader Christopher Columbus by demanding that the United...
Ocasio-Cortez praises Venezuela for cutting carbon footprint to zero in blackout
People may be suffering in Venezuela due to socialist economic policies and corrupt politicians but some Americans are celebrating. US...
Protestors offended by exclusion from ‘Victim of the Year Awards’
The American Hardship Legal Center (AHLC) has announced the highly anticipated nominees for its Victim of the Year Awards that...
BREAKING: Two wrongs actually make a right; millions of mothers stunned
In stunning reversal, it has been decided that two wrongs do, in fact, make a right. Following recent incidents in...
