BREAKING: NBA finally ends discrimination based on height
NEW YORK—The National Basketball Association (NBA) has ended its longstanding discriminatory policy on height after
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Gender reveal party delayed 3 years while parents decide identity for child
CALICO, CA—A local gender reveal party has been delayed for three years while the parents
Disney to revert to all silent films to avoid offending anyone
Children’s entertainment giant Disney has announced that it will no longer be producing films with
Activists protesting Columbus’s invasion of North America demand open borders in US
Activists across America are protesting the invasion of the continent by the invader Christopher Columbus
Ocasio-Cortez praises Venezuela for cutting carbon footprint to zero in blackout
People may be suffering in Venezuela due to socialist economic policies and corrupt politicians but
Protestors offended by exclusion from ‘Victim of the Year Awards’
The American Hardship Legal Center (AHLC) has announced the highly anticipated nominees for its Victim
BREAKING: Two wrongs actually make a right; millions of mothers stunned
In stunning reversal, it has been decided that two wrongs do, in fact, make a