CDC recommends rationing toilet paper in preparation for a Bernie Sanders presidency

The US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) has issued a warning recommending people ration their toilet paper in preparation for a Bernie Sanders presidency.

The warning came as fears over the spread of the deadly socialism virus, which Sanders advocates, has spread throughout the country.

Socialism, or the state control of the means of production, inevitably leads to unintended consequences in the economy as was seen recently in toilet paper shortages in the democratic socialist paradise of Venezuela.

Many people falsely believe that the toilet paper shortages reported in various places in the US are due to the coronavirus, but that has been proven false.

“We want everyone to be prepared in the event that idiot socialist gets elected president,” CDC spokesperson Sandra Singlindin said at a press conference.

Socialism killed more people in the 20th century than any infectious disease except for malaria, but that hasn’t stopped people from knowingly spreading the ideology like lemmings running off a cliff one after another.

The CDC has previously issued a warning for people to wear breathing masks at Bernie Sanders rallies.