Democrats have increasingly supported border crossings, especially when they involve undocumented migrants coming into the United States to vote for Democrats.

That all changed when a man was caught on national television trying to cross into North Korea. Democrats blew up at the injustice of the act. Suddenly, they were for closed borders.

“This is a circus sideshow. A stunt!” Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi said. “This aggression will not stand…man.”

Presidential candidate Elizabeth Warren whose ancestors crossed the border into Wasachat Indian territory before slaughtering all of them used to be for open borders, but in this case, she’s explicitly for them:

“This is a travesty of international law. I can’t believe he did that.”

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was less civilized about it, saying, “They need to throw that man in a concentration camp for that photo op. Doesn’t he how bad this makes the Democrats look?”

The man in question, reportedly is US President Donald Trump.

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