WASHINGTON DC—Following the recent passing of U.S. Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, President Donald Trump’s replacement nominee has already been deemed unacceptable for heinous crimes by Senate Democrats despite not yet being named.

Ginsberg’s death provides the President with the Constitutional authority to nominate a new justice. Despite the president not yet selecting a nominee, Democratic leaders have already concluded their thorough vetting of the would-be-justice.

“Trump is about to nominate the worst person ever. He or she literally has ties to Hitler,” claimed Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (NY-D). “And whoever it is probably even thinks the Constitution is good thing!”

Senate Democrats announced they are prepared to veto President Trump’s racist, homophobic, rapist nominee.

“The nominee, whoever it is, is guilty of murdering POC senior citizens, molesting the entire Diversity Elementary School Class of 1967 and drowning hundreds of immigrant trans puppies,” said Dick Durbin (IL-D).

Democrats are expected to postpone the nomination process until after the election.

“The American people deserve better,” said Mitch McConnell (NY-D). “We need to delay the nomination until President Harris… I mean, President Biden can name a replacement.”

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