HOLLYWOOD—This Christmas, Disney has a treat for us: the re-re-release of Star Wars with Dr. Anthony Fauci staring as Princess Leia repeating the unforgettable phrase over and over again: “Help me Omi-con, you’re my only hope!”
The re-re-release of the epic science fiction is being sponsored by Pfizer, who has changed a few things with the original script, most notably is Obi Wan Kenobi being replaced by Omicron variant of SARS-CoV-2.
Fauci will play Princess Leia and the Emperor as well:
The plot will stay loosely the same except Omi-cron is the savior of Princess Leia and the Pharmaceutical-Industrial Complex Empire Rebellion.
President* Biden will play the lovable Jar Jar Binks.