Despite many disagreements during the debates, Democrats have agreed on a few things including murdering children is a right and that American taxpayers should pay to kill immigrants’ children.

Another place that they agree on is the economy. Each Democratic candidate has promised to fix President Trump’s booming economy.

“There’s way too much winning going on here,” Sen. Elizabeth Warren said. “We must stop the vast populations of people who are getting jobs but most importantly, we must stop minorities from getting jobs!”

“Americans are getting too wealthy,” socialist and owner of three homes Bernie Sanders said. “We need to scale it back to be more in line with our socialist brothers and sisters in Venezuela.”

“We’re in a serious crisis,” Joe Biden said. “If this economy gets too good, a Democrat will never be elected president again!”

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