Environmentalists make statement by trashing hundreds of parks around the globe

Environmentalists, inspired by 16-year-old Greta Thunberg, have made their voices heard in a dramatic statement by trashing hundreds of parks around the globe.

“If you don’t listen to us,” Thunberg said in one of her Climate Strike speeches, “we will continue to skip class and take extra long lunch breaks and trash city parks around the globe. We cannot be stopped.”

The destruction of the environment is a unique approach to combating the destruction of the environment, but Thunberg is confident her followers are doing the right thing.

“This isn’t about taking care of the planet,” Thunberg said. “This is about having our voice heard when we tell others to take care of the planet!”

The Climate Strike is just two years old but has grown by leaps and bounds. It is the organizer’s hope that they will cover the entire planet in trash before it’s too late to save the planet.


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